Rachel: You want it?
Woman: Maybe. I was thinking about getting a cat from the shelter, but- Okay. Why not?
Rachel: Oh, terrific. That'll be $2,000.
Woman: What?
Rachel: Okay, 1000.
Woman: I thought you wanted me to adopt your cat?
Rachel: I do, but you'll have to look at this as more of an investment than a cat.
Woman: Okay, yeah. I just wanted a cat.
Rachel: Obviously, you know how to haggle, so I'm not going to try and take you on. So $800, and I don't call the cops, which I should, because you are robbing me blind. Blind. Just take the cat, leave the money and run away.