Joey: Have you been here all night?
Chandler: Look at this. Pictures of all the women Heckles went out with. Look what he wrote on them. "Vivian, too tall." "Madge, big gums." "Too loud." "Too smart." "Makes noise when she eats." This is me. This is what I do. I'm gonna end up alone, just like he did.
Joey: Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.
Chandler: Our trains are on the same track. Yeah sure, I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town Alone-ville, Hermit Junction!