Quote from Chandler in The One with the Ride-Along
Ross: I wonder how I'd react under fire. And not backfire but heavy fire. Like, if I was in a war or something. Monica: Man, I would be great in a war. I mean, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean, I know I would make general before any of you guys. Chandler: Before or after you were shot by your own troops?