Ross: The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near-death experience.
Rachel: What? What happened?
Ross: Okay, oaky. We were on the ride-along with Gary, right, and somebody took a shot at me!
Rachel: Whoa. Really?
Ross: No. A car backfired. But I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. And, Rach I survived. And I was filled with this great respect for life. I want to experience every moment.
I want to seize every opportunity. I am seeing everything so clearly now.
Rachel: Because a car backfired?
Ross: Okay, why are you here?