Quote from Ross in The One with the Cop
Ross: I'd like to return this couch. I'm not satisfied with it. Saleswoman: You wanna return this couch? It's cut in half. Ross: That's what I'm telling you. Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half? Ross: This couch is cut in half. I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half. Saleswoman: You're telling me this couch was delivered to you like this? Ross: Look, I'm a reasonable man. I will accept store credit. Saleswoman: I'll give you store credit in the amount of four dollars. Ross: I will take it.