Quote from Joey in The One with the Cop
Joey: Hey, it's all your fault. Monica: Why? Joey: You didn't give me advice. You gave me a pickup line. When I told her I wanted to build a foundation and be friends first, suddenly, through no fault of my own, I became irresistible to her. And her roommate. Monica: What about the closeness? Joey: Closeness, schmosness. There were three of us for crying out loud.