Phoebe: Well, I sort of have some bad news. Can I come in?
Ursula: No, thanks.
Phoebe: Okay. Grandma died today.
Ursula: Didn't she die like five years ago?
Phoebe: No, she just died today. Okay, we're having a memorial service tomorrow.
Ursula: Okay, I know I went to that already.
Phoebe: No, you didn't.
Ursula: Well then who's been dead for five years?
Phoebe: Lots of people. Look, are you coming to the memorial service or not?
Ursula: Um, no. See, I already thought she was dead, so I've kind of made my peace. And plus I'm going to a concert tomorrow. I'd invite you, but I only have two tickets left.
Phoebe: Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert.
Ursula: Thanks. Enjoy your funeral!