Quote from Chandler in The One with Joey's Bag
Monica: I can't believe we've never done this before. It's so good. It's so good for Monica. Chandler: Oh, look, time's up. My turn. Monica: That was half an hour? Chandler: It's your timer. Monica: I don't like to brag about it, but I give the best massages. Chandler: All right, then massage me up right nice. Argh! Argh! Argh. Monica: It's so good, isn't it? Chandler: So good I don't know what I've done to deserve it. Monica: Say goodbye to sore muscles. Chandler: Goodbye, muscles!