Phoebe: Hi, Joey.
Joey: Hey, Pheebs.
Phoebe: I would like to make a pledge. I would like to donate $200.
Joey: Two hundred dollars? You sure, Pheebs? I mean after what Sesame Street did to you?
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them, but I also know they bring happiness to lots of kids whose moms didn't kill themselves. So by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there. A selfless good deed.
Joey: And you don't feel good about donating the money?
Phoebe: No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster.
Joey: A hamster? Those things are, like, $10.
Phoebe: Yeah, not the one I had my eye on.