Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Phoebe: What are you talking about? Joey: Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all, but it made you feel good, right? Phoebe: Yeah, so? Joey: It made you feel good so that makes it selfish. Look, there's no unselfish good deeds. Sorry. Phoebe: Yes, there are totally good deeds that are selfless. Joey: Well, may I ask for one example? Phoebe: Yeah, it's- You know, there's- No, you may not!