Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
Phoebe: Everything's been about me lately. So what's happening with you? Rachel: Oh, actually, we were just talking about me not going to Ross's wedding. It just might be too hard, given the history and all that. Phoebe: Wow. This reminds me of the time when I was living on the street. And this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him. Rachel: How is this like that? Phoebe: Well, let's see. It's not ... really like that. You see, because that was an actual problem. And yours is just, like, you know, a bunch of high-school crap that nobody really gives- [Rachel starts crying] Rachel: I'm sorry. I guess just thought- Phoebe: Oh, here come the water works.