Phoebe: I'll have to get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
Frank: Uh, yeah.
Alice: We've been trying to get pregnant pretty much since we got engaged, to get a jump on things. You know, no one's getting any younger. [laugh]
Frank: Because the thing is, we're not able to, you know, conceive.
Alice: We've tried everything. We've seen a bunch of doctors.
Frank: And they say that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg, put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.
Phoebe: That's a really nice gift. I was thinking of, like, a gravy boat.