Ross: You know, I just, I just I just needed to know, um when did you start to feel like a father?
Jack Geller: Oh. Well, I guess it must have been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing. And all of a sudden, you grabbed my finger with your whole fist and you squeezed it so tight. And that's when I knew. So you don't want to go to Williamsburg?
Ross: We can go to Williamsburg.
Jack Geller: Eat your fish.