Chandler: Gepetto? Five thousand dollars? Are you insane?
Joey: The ad alone cost $300.
Chandler: Okay, I'm changing it to $50 or your best offer.
Joey: What kind of profit is that? And you call yourself an accountant?
Chandler: No.
Joey: What do you do?
Chandler: I can't believe you don't know what I do for a living.
Phoebe: I actually don't know.