Chandler: Besides, worst comes to worst. I'll be your boyfriend.
Monica: [snickers] Yeah, right.
Chandler: Why is that so funny?
Monica: You made a joke, right? So I laughed.
Chandler: [laughs] A little too hard. What, am I not boyfriend material?
Monica: No, you're Chandler. You know. Chandler!
Chandler: Okay, so we've established my name, and hit me. But, theoretically, say we weren't friends. Say it's a blind date. I show up at your door and I'm, like, "Hey, nice to meet you. Hey. Hey."
Monica: I'd probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.