Quote from Chandler in The One with the Ultimate Fighting Competition
Chandler: Excuse me, Doug? [silence] Hey there, sports fan! Doug: Bing! You got those numbers for me? Chandler: No. I didn't do them. Doug: Oh. You forgot? Chandler: No. No, I just didn't do them. Instead, I hung out with some friends and had a couple of beers. So I certainly don't deserve praise, verbal ... or otherwise.