Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please try and stay focused on my problem here?
Chandler: I'm talking about you, you big, big freak.
Joey: Oh. You're out of your mind.
Chandler: Hey, you have done nothing but talk about her for 48 hours. If you were in a school yard, you'd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now.
Joey: Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff?