Quote from Chandler in The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
Ross: I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him. She'd say no, but here we are. We just broke up, first thing she does. Chandler: You didn't "just break up." Ross: Hey, it's been, like, three weeks. Chandler: You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean, bullets have left guns slower.