Quote from Monica in The One with the Hypnosis Tape
Monica: Pete, can I get you something else? Pete: I'll have a slice of cheesecake and a date, if you're giving them out. Monica: Heh. Haven't you and I covered that topic? Pete: Come on. You just said to her- Monica: You only want to go out with me because of my wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food. Pete: Well, if that were true, I'd be dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out, it was just plain awkward.