Mike: We're seriously asking for the money back?
Phoebe: It's for our wedding day. All right. Now, is this guy gay or straight? Because one of us is going to have to start flirting.
Charity Clerk: Wow. You're here to make another donation the same day? I don't think that's ever happened before.
Phoebe: Gay. Go.
Mike: Oh, my God, I love your shirt.
Phoebe: The donation we made earlier? Well, we want it back.
Charity Clerk: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, see, that money was for a big wedding we thought we didn't want.
But it turns out we do.
Charity Clerk: So you're asking us to refund your donation to the children?
Mike: Yeah. This feels really good.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm sorry. I am. But this wedding's just really important to me.
Charity Clerk: Hey, it's none of my business. Besides, this is probably a good thing. We've really been spoiling the children, what with all the food and warm clothing.
Phoebe: That's not fair. A person's wedding is important. And especially to me. Okay, I didn't have a graduation party. And I didn't go to prom. And I spent my sweet 16 being chased around a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who, in his own words, wanted to: "Kill me, or whatever." So I deserve a real celebration. And I'm not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.
Mike: She could've been talking about either one of us.