Quote from Ross in The One with Ross's Grant
Benjamin Hobart: So tell me about it. Ross: Okay. Well, I would like to do a dig in the Painted Desert. See, there are still several areas that haven't been fully excavated. Benjamin Hobart: Break up with Charlie. Ross: What? Benjamin Hobart: What? Ross: Did you just say, "Break up with Charlie"? Benjamin Hobart: Well, yes and no. Yes, I did say it. And no, I didn't not say it. Ross: Um, kind of inappropriate, don't you think? Benjamin Hobart: Listen, I'm sorry. I just haven't seen her for so long, all these feelings are rushing back. I'm starting to realize how much I've missed her. And I'm gonna need you to break up with her. Ross: Are you serious? Benjamin Hobart: If you say, yes, then I'm serious. If you say, no, then I'm joking. Ross: No. Benjamin Hobart: Joking it is.