Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains. It got kind of competitive, and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Ross' nose.
Ross: It was so not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma-arm elbow in my face and just kept running.
Monica: To score the winning touchdown, by the way.
Ross: You did not win the game. The touchdown didn't count because of the spectacularly illegal, and - by the way, savage - nose-breaking.
Monica: I won the game.