Quote from Joey in The One with the Giant Poking Device
Monica: Okay, Ben, I won't tell your daddy that you had ice cream before dinner if you won't tell him about our little bonking incident. Rachel: Monica, number one, I don't think Ben understands the concept of bribery. And number two, l- What? [Joey laughing] Joey: You said "number two." Rachel: I also said "number one." Joey: I know.