Charlie: This is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation?
Ross: That's Ben, my son from my first marriage.
Charlie: Your first marriage?
Ross: Yeah.
Charlie: You've been married more than once?
Ross: No.
Charlie: So why'd you break up?
Ross: Oh, it was- It's complicated, you know? She was gay.
Charlie: Oh, my God. This is so cool.
Ross: Okay. Odd thing to get excited about.
Charlie: No, it's just that I was engaged to a guy who turned out to be gay.
Ross: Hey. High-five.
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiance was always going on long weekends with his "tennis partner."
Ross: My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with every day for a year. She didn't get any fitter.
Charlie: Right, and everybody finds out and they're like, "I knew all along."
Ross: I know. It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me? I mean, call, leave a note. "Hi. Just dropped by to say your wife's gay."
Charlie: I know.
Ross: And then- And then you try to make the most out of a bad situation so you float the idea of a threesome.
Charlie: I didn't do that.
Ross: Me neither.