Quote from Chandler in The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
Janice: So one of two things are happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet, or else you're pretending to see somebody, which just makes you so pathetic I could start crying here in the cereal aisle. So which of these two guys do you want to be? Chandler: [looking off in the distance] Can I be that guy?