Joey: Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind of a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.
Chandler: 'Cause he was just so darn cute?
Joey: No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.
Ross: Well, hey. You're an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. Or you just do it.
Joey: I did do it, I'm a professional.
Monica: Then what's the problem?
Joey: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
Phoebe: Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing- Oh.