Quote from Ross in The One with the Two Parties
Monica: So I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth. And since it's Rachel's birthday and we want it to be special, I thought I'd poach a salmon. All: Ugh. Monica: What? Ross: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things? Monica: You want to be in charge of the food committee? Ross: Question 2. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?