Quote from Monica in The One with the Bullies
Monica: Hey, I went up. Rachel: What? Monica: My stock, MEG, it went up two points. Do you realize that if I'd invested my $127 in myself yesterday that l'd, like, have a lot more than that today. You know what? I'm going to do it. Joey: Do what? Monica: Put all my money in me. Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about? You don't know a thing about the stock market. Monica: What's to know? Buy, sell. High, low. Bears, bulls.