Rachel: I have all of these feelings, and I don't know what to do about them. Because I can't date a normal person, which is fine because I don't need a relationship. I mean, all I really want is one great night! Just sex, you know. No strings attached. No relationship. Just with someone that I feel comfortable with, and who knows what he's doing. For just one great night. I mean, is that really so hard to find? ... So how was your day?
Joey: Good. I saw a pretty big pigeon.
Rachel: Well, I gotta get up early, and it's almost 7:00.
Joey: Yeah, I gotta go to my room.
Rachel: Good night.
Joey: Good night. I can't do it!
Rachel: I didn't ask you to do it.
Joey: You're Rachel.
Rachel: You're Joey.
Joey: You're my friend.
Rachel: Right back at you.
Joey: Plus, it would be wrong, and weird and bad.
Rachel: So bad. But I don't even know what you're talking about, because I didn't ask you to do anything.
Joey: I know. ... You wanna do it?
Rachel: No!
Joey: Me neither. I'm just testing you!
Rachel: Well, that's the end of this conversation.
Joey: This conversation never happened.
Rachel: Never happened. Good night.
Joey: Good night. [Rachel opens her bedroom door] Get back in there!