Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Monica: So you watched the movies? Phoebe: What is happening to the world? I mean. No, no, because E.T. Ieaves and Rocky loses. Charlotte dies. Richard: Charlotte who? Phoebe: With the web. The spider. She dies. She has babies and dies. It's like, "Hey, welcome home from the hospital." Thud!