Chandler: Look, are we gonna have to bring this out every time Ross comes over?
Joey: He paid a lot of money for it.
Chandler: I'm gonna hold him a different way. Look, I don't understand. If you hated it so much, why'd you buy it in the first place?
Joey: Well, I had a whole ceramic zoo thing going over there. But without the other ones, it looks tacky.
Chandler: So is he house-trained or is he gonna leave little bathroom tiles all over? Stay. Stay! Good fake dog.