Quote from Joey in The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Joey: Not my parrot. I can't watch this. Ross: Hey, hold on, hold on. How much for the- How much to save the bird? Removal Man: Twelve hundred. Ross: Dollars? You spent $1200 on a plastic bird? Joey: It was an impulse buy. Near the register. Ross: Go ahead. Go ahead with the bird. Okay, do you have anything for around $200? Removal Man: The dog. Ross: I'll take it. My gift to you, man. Joey: Thanks, Ross. I really liked that bird, though. But the dog!