Quote from Chandler in The One Where Eddie Moves In
Chandler: All right. So what's it about? Joey: Eggs. Whose eggs do you like better, his or mine? Chandler: Well, I like both eggs equally. Joey: Oh, come on. Nobody likes two different kinds of eggs equally. You like one better than the other and I wanna know which one you like better. Chandler: Oh, what's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore. You took your eggs and you left. Did you really expect me to never find new eggs?