Quote from Ross in The One Where Eddie Moves In
Rachel: Okay, Ross, if you care about me at all, you have got to get the pie out of the man's hood. Ross: Get the what? Rachel: There's a pie in the hood. Pie in the hood. Go. Guy: What are you doing? Ross: I'm sorry. My pie was in your hood. Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7. [swats away a non-existent fly]