Quote from Joey in The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
Joey: So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow. And I'll have my health insurance back in no time. Chandler: That's great, but shouldn't you be on the toilet right now? Joey: What? Chandler: What's wrong with you? Joey: Nothing. Well, I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before. And then I passed out and, uh, I haven't been able to stand up since. But I don't think it's anything serious. Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have to- You go to the doctor. Joey: No way. Okay, look, if I'm going to go to the doctor for anything, it'll be for this thing sticking out of my stomach. Chandler: That's a hernia. Joey: Why'd I have to start working out again? Damn you, 15s!