Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Monica: Phoebe, don't worry about it. I'm sure she wants to live with you. Phoebe: You're sure? You're absolutely sure? Monica: Well, no, but I'll bet she probably does. Phoebe: Oh, probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. I know what "probably" really means. Yeah, uh-huh, yeah. "Oh, your mom probably won't kill herself." I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on "probably." You know, you gotta take care of yourself in this world. History teaches us nothing.