Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Phoebe: I know what time you said. Chandler: What? Phoebe: Well, actually I know what time Chester and Marsha said. Monica: What time? Phoebe: What an interesting turn of events. Suddenly it's my book to the rescue, huh? Let's see. Oh, very interesting. Well this certainly clears things up. Chandler: What does it say? Phoebe: I will tell you as soon as you thank me for writing my book. Chandler: Thank you for writing your book. It's a great book and you are the queen of everything. Phoebe: Thanks. So are you. Chandler: I told you I should not wear this color. Phoebe: All right. "Monica- Marsha and Chester are planning on seeing a movie Sunday night. Marsha thinks they're supposed to meet at 6:00. Chester thinks it's at 7:00." Chandler: So you knew we were gonna miss the movie? Phoebe: That's right. Monica: And instead of telling us, you decided to write it in your stupid book? Phoebe: "Marsha and Chester are mad at Phyllis."