Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Dad
Frances: Come on now, Pooh. Don't still be mad at me. How's it going? Phoebe: Not so good. Upstate's pretty big. He's pretty small. You do the math. Frances: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh, honey, I know he's your daddy. But to me, he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin.