Quote from Rachel in The One Where Ross Finds Out
Rachel: No, Michael, it's not you. Sorry. It's just. It's this thing. It's not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend. Michael: Oh, that does sound- Huh. Rachel: I mean, he just started going out with her. Michael: Is this guy an old boyfriend? Rachel: Yeah, he wishes. Oh, I'm sorry. Look at me. Michael, let's talk about you. Michael: All right. Rachel: So ... did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?