Phoebe: You know, this whole playing for money thing is so not good for me. I don't know, when l sang "Su-su-suicide" I got, like, I got $1.75. But then "Smelly Cat"? I got 25 cents and a condom. So, you know, now I just feel really bad for "Smelly Cat."
Rachel: Well, you know, honey, I don't think everybody gets "Smelly Cat." I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then whoosh!