Quote from Chandler in The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Chandler: I have to confess something. Jade: Yes? Chandler: Whoever stood you up is a jerk. Jade: How did you- Chandler: I don't know. I just had this weird sense. But that's me, I'm weird and sensitive. Tissue? Jade: Thanks. Chandler: No, you keep the pack. I'm all cried out today.