Quote from Joey in The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Monica: Oh, my God! Okay, I'm at work. It's an ordinary day, you know, chop, chop, chop, saute, saute, saute. All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. Turns out they fired the head lunch chef, and guess who got the job? Joey: If it's not you, this is a horrible story. Monica: Fortunately, it is me.