Chandler: I didn't know it was a big secret.
Monica: Oh, it's not big. Not at all. You know, kind of along the same lines as, say I don't know, having a third nipple!
Phoebe: You have a third nipple?
Chandler: You bitch.
Ross: Whip it out. Whip it out.
Chandler: No, there's nothing to see. It's just a tiny bump. It's totally useless.
Rachel: Oh, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?