Ross: Dude, we got to talk. I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else. I hope this isn't too weird, but I had a thing with Janice.
[Chandler laughs]
Ross: You're not mad?
Chandler: Why would I be mad?
Ross: Because there's certain rules about this kind of stuff. You don't fool around with your friends' ex-girlfriends or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to.
Chandler: I am mad. But you know what I'm going to do, I'm going to forgive you. Because that's what friends do. They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said. All the things on the list, there.
Ross: Thank you.
Chandler: But I want you to remember that I forgave you.
Ross: Okay.
Chandler: I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent-free.
Ross: All right.
Chandler: And I want you to remember that I gave you twenty-seven dollars. No strings attached! Now, if you can't remember that I think we should write it down. Let's write it down!