Quote from Joey in The One with the Birth
Lydia: Knick fan? Oh, boy, do they suck. Joey: Hey, listen, lady- Lydia: Look. Look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat. Joey: And who do you like? Lydia: Celtics. Joey: Celtics? Ha, they couldn't hit a boat if- Wait. They suck, all right? Shut up.