Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women and you're worried about who'll take you to the circus?
Monica: Well, not worried, you know, just wondering.
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're going to go back to being exactly who you were because that's who you are.
Monica: Not necessarily.
Fake Monica: Yes, necessarily. I mean, I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the Amish thing.
Monica: I'm not actually Amish.
Fake Monica: Really? Then why are you like that?