Quote from Monica in The One with the Fake Monica
Monica: I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't. Rachel: Oh, Monica, come on. You do cool things. Monica: Really? Let's compare, shall we? Rachel: Oh, it's so late for "shall we." Monica: Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School? Rachel: No. Monica: It's so unfair. She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.