Joey: No, wait. You don't understand. I'm an actor. Joey Tribbiani. I'm doing a scene with you today. And I stink!
Charlton Heston: You're in this picture?
Joey: Yeah, I'm one of the cops who won't work with you because you're a loose cannon. Anyway, look, I'm really sorry. But I stink.
Charlton Heston: Joey, right?
Joey: Yeah.
Charlton Heston: Every actor, one time or another- Every actor thinks he stinks. Even Laurence Olivier sometimes thought he stank. Bob Redford won't even watch himself.
Joey: No, no, no. You don't understand.
Charlton Heston: Listen to me.
Joey: Oh, yeah.
Charlton Heston: I don't know one actor worth his salt who, one time in his career, didn't say, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there. First take, I stunk the place up.
But the important thing, and you must remember, no matter how badly you think you stink you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?
Joey: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm very sorry.
Charlton Heston: Wait a minute! Take your pants.
Joey: Yeah.