Ross: I'm gonna be a father.
Monica: This is just occurring to you?
Ross: I always knew I was having a baby. I just never realized the baby was having me.
Rachel: Oh, you're gonna be great.
Ross: How could you say that? I can't even get Marcel to stop eating the bathmat.
How am I gonna raise a kid?
Chandler: You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that monkeys and babies are actually different.