Ross: Oh, no!
Rachel: What is it?
Ross: Oh, major shampoo explosion!
Rachel: Look, Ross, this really isn't easy.
Ross: Oh, it's all over everything! Why? Why me?
Rachel: Because you took 300 bottles of shampoo?
Ross: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You were saying?
Rachel: Well, yeah. Look, it's about me and-
Ross: Oh, not another one! Oh, my God Oh, and this is moisturizer! It's even harder to clean! Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?
Rachel: Wow. Well, clearly this is not a good time.
Ross: You think?